Tweets on Ice: Dispatches from Jail in 140 Characters or LessS

We live in a world where people are arrested and honestly think: "I should tweet about this." From celebrities, to hipsters, to rappers and journalists, here is a compilation of the best tweets from the Inside.

Today the La Times reported on Oscar-winning "Pulp Fiction" screenwriter Roger Avary, who is apparently tweeting his way through a year's incarceration for vehicular manslaughter. The main proof that Avary is behind the account: a tweet from sci-fi author Neil Gaiman which reads "My friend @AVARY is tweeting from the inside. It's riveting, horrible strange..." Avary's tweets are indeed all three of these things:

On prison food:

Tweets on Ice: Dispatches from Jail in 140 Characters or LessS

On past-times:

Tweets on Ice: Dispatches from Jail in 140 Characters or LessS

On other kinds of past-times:

Tweets on Ice: Dispatches from Jail in 140 Characters or LessS

Of course you are all familiar with Kari Farrell AKA "The Hipster Grifter", who here tweets about her efforts at becoming the next Eldridge Cleaver:

Tweets on Ice: Dispatches from Jail in 140 Characters or LessS

Kari's not the only tweeting inmate with a literary bent. There's also Prodigy, one half of the 90s hip hop duo Mobb Deep (Prodigy is currently serving 3 1/2 years for firearms offenses):

Tweets on Ice: Dispatches from Jail in 140 Characters or LessS

But don't think all locked up tweeters are common criminals. Some of them are trying to, like, save the trees, man. Like this Rainforest Action Network tweeter who updated after being arrested for illegally hanging a protest banner on a Niagra Falls bridge:

Tweets on Ice: Dispatches from Jail in 140 Characters or LessS


But watch out: Police know how to use Twitter, too!

Tweets on Ice: Dispatches from Jail in 140 Characters or LessS

Some of these hardened twiminals (?) are in prison not for violating state or federal laws, but because they are journalists doing a story, like NPR's Laura Sullivan. Journalists love prisons almost as much as they love Twitter:

Tweets on Ice: Dispatches from Jail in 140 Characters or LessS

Tweets on Ice: Dispatches from Jail in 140 Characters or LessS

And other twitmates (!?) are obviously fake. ("Phil Spector" was the most recent twimposter tweeting from the Twig Twouse.) But we can pretend!

Tweets on Ice: Dispatches from Jail in 140 Characters or LessS

Rapper Daddy Bawsten was positively tickled by his tweet-inducing arrest:

Tweets on Ice: Dispatches from Jail in 140 Characters or LessS

Finally,here is a twitcarcerated (!!!) man named Inv8r who you know really is in jail, since he includes a picture with his tweet:

Tweets on Ice: Dispatches from Jail in 140 Characters or LessS

Tweets on Ice: Dispatches from Jail in 140 Characters or LessS

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