Pay attention Obama: Here is how you wish people a happy Thanksgiving: FROM MOTHERFUCKING OUTER SPACE!

Yes, those are two human beings—astronauts Jeffrey Williams and Nicole Stott—wishing you a happy Thanksgiving while LITERALLY FLOATING 341 KILOMETERS ABOVE YOU IN A PERMANENT LOW ORBITAL DWELLING. Do you see that space food floating around? No strings, bitches! Because they do not have gravity in outer space! WHERE THESE PEOPLE ACTUALLY ARE!!


Screw Velcro: This video is why we must continue to fund the human spaceflight program.

(What the video doesn't show is the part of Thanksgiving where everyone gets drunk and fights about who ruined Thanksgiving last year.)