A book proposal by this title has been doing the rounds at publishing houses and agents. It needs to see the light of day. Why? Because it's romantic historical fiction featuring a love affair with Vince Vaughn through the ages.

A source sent us the proposal, by a 39-year-old LA dog walker and yoga instructor named Edie Cortese. "The manuscript is a fictionalized version of what transpired over six months or so in my walking in front of Vince's house everyday with the dogs and dreaming of him... and how I could meet him... and get his attention and hang," explained Cortese last night.

Here is Cortese's brief proposal that is definitely fiction:

Since this was sent out, explained Cortese, she has left the agent she was with because she felt he "didn't promote the manuscript properly." She is looking for a replacement. Jason Heyman, Vince Vaughn's rep at CAA has not yet responded to an email for comment (but then it is 7.30am in LA).