Today at Gawker.TV, Sesame Street slanders Fox News, Anthony Bourdain ruins your Thanksgiving, a gang of Turkeys steal a little boy's bike, Dancing With the Stars has technical difficulties, and we discovered that the "flash mob" viral-sensation is played out.
While recapping last nights Dancing With the Stars finale, the sound abruptly cut out and cut to a shot of the back of Miss Piggy's head. A flustered Tom Bergeron cut to commercial. This clip has not been edited.
Fox News is so cute when it tries to be funny. Bill O'Reilly, not to be insulted or outdone by Sesame Street, brings out his own puppet: Spill O'Reilly. Hey, that rhymes with Bill! Clever!
Thanksgiving is a day for being with family, giving thanks, and-ohmygod, you burned the freaking turkey, didn't you. DIDN'T YOU! Please step away from the canned cranberry sauce and let Anthony Bourdain be your Thanksgiving guide.
Parents have enough to worry about these days. Add roving gangs of hostile turkeys stealing children's bicycles to that list.
Okay, we get it already. Anyone can get a large group of people who assemble suddenly in a public place, perform an unusual action for a brief time, then quickly disperse. It seems like everyone is getting in on the this new form of viral marketing from comedy troupes to PR firms and even the Today Show.