Gawker

Profile logout login
The Prop 8 Judge Is Gay, and It Doesn't Matter

The Prop 8 Judge Is Gay, and It Doesn't Matter #outing #proposition8

Secrets of <em>The New York Times'</em> Most-Emailed List, Revealed

Secrets of The New York Times' Most-Emailed List, Revealed #infographics #newyorktimes

Jay Leno on His <em>Late Show</em> Super Bowl Promo: 'A Good Joke Is a Good Joke'

Jay Leno on His Late Show Super Bowl Promo: 'A Good Joke Is a Good Joke' #latenightwars #jayleno

The Teabaggers Are Just College Protesters with More Tricorner Hats

The Teabaggers Are Just College Protesters with More Tricorner Hats #shutupamerica #teabaggers

Yale Sorority Girls Are Pretty, Smart, and, Most Importantly, Pretty

Yale Sorority Girls Are Pretty, Smart, and, Most Importantly, Pretty #videuhoh #yale

<em>Undercover Boss</em>: Advertainment's Fourth Wave

Undercover Boss: Advertainment's Fourth Wave #corporateamerica #television

The Only Thing Worse Than Valentine's Day Is People Who Hate Valentine's Day

The Only Thing Worse Than Valentine's Day Is People Who Hate Valentine's Day #heartbreakers #valentinesday

Gawker

FAQ. Include # before tag:
#tips, #stalker, #crosstalk, #internalmemos, etc.

San Francisco, 8:07 AM
Tue Feb 9
55 posts in the last 24 hours

Tip your editors:
| AIM

Editor-in-Chief:
Gabriel Snyder |

Contributing Editor:

Valleywag:
Ryan Tate |

Valleywag elsewhere on the Web:
Twitter | Facebook

Valleywags Emeriti:
Nick Denton
Nick Douglas
Owen Thomas

SUBSCRIBE TO GAWKER RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
4260 Subscribers


Please confirm your birth date:

Please enter a valid date
Please enter your full birth year
This content is restricted.

AOL's Big Plan: Robot Traffic Whoring

The internet needs more hot search keyword-driven advertorial "content" about as much as the internet needs AOL. So, welcome to the "linchpin" of AOL's growth strategy: Hot search keyword-driven advertorial "content" crap!

AOL's dynamic vision of the future: Flood the web with content designed to pop up high in Google search results, with editorial ideas generated by an algorithm based on what stupid people are looking for, on the internet. In our business we call this "stealing post ideas from Google Trends." Getcher Tiger Woods Mistress Pictures here! Tell us, WSJ, how will AOL improve the life of me, an average Park Slope Parent?

AOL says its new system determined that the most popular topic on the Web last Tuesday was "crib recalls," following news of a massive recall by Stork Craft Manufacturing of Canada. AOL had only one story on its sites on the recall. But, if the new system had been live, editors would have geared up to supply stories on the subject from a number of angles, the company says.

So not only is AOL basing its entire dismal future on the most base sort of styrofoam traffic-whoring; it's not even whoring in a new way. Demand Media, for one, has long been doing the exact same thing, with an algorithm-plus-sweatshop editorial production line that makes Gawker Media look like Aristotle's School of Taking Your Sweet Time Thinking About Things.

Ah well. Neither useless crap on the internet nor AOL sucking is anything new.


Send an email to Hamilton Nolan, the author of this post, at Hamilton@gawker.com.


Upload an image | Add an image URL ×
×
×
Choose a file to upload:
×
Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
Loading comments ... -/|\
Earlier discussions Paging in progress... | Other discussions | Show all discussions | Show featured discussions only | Expand all threads Collapse all threads
Start a new discussion
By Hamilton Nolan
Nov 30, 2009 11:02 AM 6,419 12
Edit » Set to Draft » Invite » Syndicate »

Syndicate this post


Site:
Mode:

sending request
cancel
more about #aol
Blogger Beware: AOL's Robo-Reporters Will Swarm You Like Locusts
AOL Chief to Troops: Our Company is Dying Slower Than Ever
Memo: AOL Says Nuclear Layoffs Begin Today
read more: #theinternet, #aol, #media, #journalismism, #thefuture, #technology, #crap, #valleywag, #advertorials, #tigerwoodsmistresspictures
 
  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Gawker account.

Sign up here.



Send An Invitation

To invite commenters to this page, paste in a list of comma-separated email addresses, and then select send invites.

Please enter at least one email address.
Please use valid email addresses.
Please use unique email addresses.
Please enter fewer addresses.
requesting invites

Send a link

Send a link to this post 'AOL's Big Plan: Robot Traffic Whoring' via email:

Please enter your name.
Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter your recipient's email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter your message.
Sending message