A tipster forwards us this email that went out to Ashley Madison members this week. We're guessing the same impulses that would cause someone to conduct their extracurricular fucking in their own home would also cause them to want to speak to the Paper of Record about it.
Dear [Ashley Madison customer],
Have you had an extra-marital affair and secretly brought your lover into your home? Or have you been cheated on by your spouse in your own home?
If you answered yes to either of the above, The New York Times would like to anonymously interview you for a story they're writing on affairs within your own home.
The interview would be over the phone and if desired, your identity would be kept completely confidential.
If you meet the above criteria, please let us know if you are interested with a paragraph explaining your situation.
Public Relations Specialist