A New York Times reporter was oddly bewildered; an Onion editor was oddly enterprising and Kevin Smith was oddly seductive to a far-right evangelical wingnut. The Twitterati were surprising.

The New York Times' philanthropy reporter was caught unawares by Twitter's philanthropy campaign. Even after it was explained to her, she still disapproved.

The Onion's Baratunde Thurston is ready to put Jack Dorsey's iPhone credit-card reader to the oldest test a payments system can undergo.

Wired.com's Alexis Madrigal communed with the collective OMFG.

Actor Kevin Smith kept trying to entice a member of that "God Hates Fags" church into a threesome with another woman. God does love persistence!

Actress Lisa Rinna's husband will henceforth confess to NOTHING.

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