Frosty the Snowman was at one point just a snowman. An object, doomed to melt from inevitable warmth. When a magical hat is placed atop Frosty's head, he not only becomes animated, but he must warm his chilled loins.
In a promo for Frosty the Snowman, CBS uses Neil Patrick Harris' irreverent and horny character from How I Met Your Mother to dub over Frosty's original lines. That is one horny snowman.
[via The Live Feed]