Court: Columbia Lies, Is Dumb

An appeals court ruled that Columbia University can't use eminent domain to grab property it wants for its expansion just by calling its neighborhood "blighted." The judges pointed out: Columbia is so freaking shady.

First, the only reason to declare the neighborhood "blighted" would be to hand it over to the school:


Court: Columbia Lies, Is Dumb

And second, shut up, Columbia:

Court: Columbia Lies, Is Dumb

Court: Columbia Lies, Is Dumb

[Full ruling via NYT]