After Ontario Hockey League's London Knights scored their first goal last night, their fans threw teddy bears onto the ice to go to needy children during the holidays. Can Canada go ONE DAY without making America look like heartless jerks?!
Makin' it rain is a tradition dating back thousands* of years in America. Throwing dollar bills at g-string clad women in strip clubs symbolized the freedom of our nation from the brutal rule of the English Monarchy. Since England was no longer in the picture, Americans were free to stick or throw dollaz wherever they pleased. Now this symbol has devolved into some gross act of good will at sporting events? For shame, Canada. For shame.
*May not be true.
[via Total Pro Sports]