The man who lent Levi his hockey gear for the big day is selling off the pads, pants, gloves and — so you can make jokes — the stick and helmet on eBay.
A hockey enthusiast called Josh Koll has set a reserve of $50 for each item. Which is a bargain, depending how much you value slightly-used hockey equipment worn by minor celebrities. (Related: couldn't Playgirl stump up to buy new stuff?)
Here's your new holiday shopping list: