Today at Gawker.TV, Conan tells Tiger jokes with a golf caddy, some girls really don't know they're pregnant, Steven Seagall's fame interrupts his job, Letterman interviews a Cat Lady, and Barbara Walters turns and turns (and turns!) in her special.

As Barbara Walters Turns
Barbara Walters' 10 Most Fascinating People of 2009 aired last night on ABC, and no guest, no matter how newsworthy, was safe from Bab's dizzying turns during each interview's introduction. Maybe she just wants in on the hero worship.

We're Not Messing With You: the "Cat Massage Lady" Was on Letterman Last Night
This begs the question - is the Late Show desperate for guests? Or is the show trying to grab young, internet-savvy viewers like us to actually tune in to ol' man Letterman's show? Either way, our worlds collided last night.

I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant: In What Crazy Places were Babies Born This Week?
Women don't always know they're pregnant. Babies fall out of them all the time, at really inopportune moments-grocery shopping, making coffee, vacuuming, on blind dates, whatever. The re-enactments of these birth really drive home the awkward, unexpected pain.

Conan O'Brien Brings Out His Caddy to Assess Tiger Woods Jokes
The Tiger Woods Avalanche-of-Mistresses story is unfolding at such a rapid rate, it's nigh impossible for any comedian to keep track of and maximize all their jokes. That's why Conan has deployed a Tiger Woods Joke Caddy.

Steven Seagal Tries to Act Like He's Not a Walking Joke on Steven Seagal: Lawman
Steven Seagal: Lawman combines a really really boring episode of Cops with a washed up, overweight, out of work actor. Even with his fat suit on, he's bound to get recognized by the people he arrests. And it is awkwaaaard.