Burger King Helps British Men MasturbateS

If you're an American, Burger King offers you The Subservient Chicken: Some dude in a chicken outfit who does what you say. If you're British, BK offers you The Subservient Shower Girl. Her turn-ons: Voyeurs, and guys with Whopper bellies.

This is BK's new promotion in the UK: Some girl who gets in the shower in a bikini every morning and sings a song, live on webcam. Sez Ad Age:

A Burger King spokesman explained the blatantly male bias of the campaign. He said, "Our research showed that breakfast is a male-centric audience for Burger King; it doesn't resonate as well with women — we are targeting the people who are buying breakfast."

Burger King is clearly sexist unless they extend the same courtesy to Ladies Who Lunch, with a Penis Cam.

[We asked the Subservient Chicken for a comment and he just shrugged. You never used sex to advance your career, Subservient Chicken! You can be proud of that.]