Lynne Curtin, the spacey, leather-chested mom of two truants and barely-budding entrepreneur from The Real Housewives of Orange County, got a face lift on tonight's episode of the Bravo reality show. She loved the results. We beg to differ.

It's two days following Lynne's surgery—19-year-old daughter Raquel got a nose job, to boot—and she somehow finds her way back to the doctor's office for a follow-up visit, or "the big reveal" to those familiar with self-loathing vanity. The bandages are removed. Lynne sees her new face. She loves it. The doctor loves it. The world does not agree. The world weeps. Then, it laughs.