Proof that nothing happened this weekend: A recipe for healthy buttermilk blueberry pancakes has been the most-emailed Times article for like two days. So, we present the first-ever Gawker Recipe for Disaster: The Whiskey Scramble:
Best thing ‘bout waking up!
1 quart whiskey
1. Drink whiskey.
2. Enjoy. (The eggs are just for throwing at stuff when you're drunk.)
Serves: 1 Gawker night editor. 5-10 regular humans.