Soccer (Football/Fútbol/Wootball/Whatever) is a game of strategy, skill, stamina, and hooliganism. It's also a game where German goalie Jens Lehmann had one too many Capri-Suns beforehand. Hey, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go.
He really is a whizz in the net, and outside of it! Ba-ZING!
[via Best Week Ever]