You know it's going to be a classic episode when in the first twenty seconds on-air, the words uterus and nipples are uttered. That, and the focus on these things resembling futuristic space shuttles attached to Whoopi's feet.

Apparently, the offensive shoes in question are the same ones Whoopi wore when she recently met Queen Elizabeth. Seriously. I was going to make a crack along the lines of "Shoes like that would scare the Queen to death!" but it seems as though she can handle it:

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