The Jersey Shore continues its assault on the California Coast with an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel. Pauly-D, The Situation, and Snooki play the three wise men—the only difference: Two of these wise men have rock-hard abs.

This is a side of the cast we haven't seen before, as we are given a window into their future as failed actors. The three of them can't just talk about their hair, abs, and tans (the Guido's gold, frankincense and myrrh), rather they have to act like they're something they aren't. In this case—wise.

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Pauly D is taking his role pretttty seriously, no? Do we have a new De Niro Keanu Reeves on our hands?