We are not buying for a second that a living human can be as dumb as Snooki was on Leno tonight. Granted, the other two Jersey Shore cast members were dumb, too. But Snooki won the stupid day.

Leno had Mike "The Situation", "Snooki", "DJ Pauly D" on for a trivia game. This was totally funny, because answering trivia requires knowledge, which none of the three seemed to possess. While the dudes mostly demurred when faced with a question they didn't know, Snooki courageously opened her mouth and said words without thinking. Have a look:

And the kicker:

OK! Back to worrying about Iran's nuclear ambitions.