Conde Nast's Subsistence-Level Holiday Gift

Conde Nast's beautiful holiday gift this year: a $15 gift card to the Conde Nast cafeteria. Oh, you really shouldn't have!

Conde Nast's Subsistence-Level Holiday Gift

Conde's 2005 staff present: a nice glass bowl.

Conde Nast's Subsistence-Level Holiday Gift

Conde's 2006 staff present: a Lambertson Truex bag.

Conde Nast's Subsistence-Level Holiday Gift

Conde's 2007 staff present: an umbrella.

Conde Nast's Subsistence-Level Holiday Gift

Conde's 2008 staff present: a lovely Lutz & Patmos scarf, available in grey, beige or navy.


But uh, you couldn't eat any of those, without extensive boiling at least, so...Happy Holidays, Nasties. Your company is well aware that those food stamps don't go as far as they used to.

[Brian Moylan pointed out just this week that gift cards are the lamest office gift ever. Read more closely, Conde.]