Whereas TLC has great re-enactments of women giving birth to babies in bathrooms, Spike gives them a run for their money with a bloody rendition of a man's penis being severed by wildlife.

Spike really has the market for males 18-34 cornered. If they want to see a man bleed from his crotch all over a woman's face because a raccoon bit his dick off, my golly they are gonna get it. Give Spike's market research team the Christmas bonus they deserve!