Martha Stewart's Obscene Nog Bowl Drowns Slurring Twitterati

Martha Stewart prepared for a shocking quantity of egg nog; Lindsay Lohan got into a race thing; and Sara Gilbert reveled in old media. The Twitterati overindulged on tradition.

Martha Stewart's Obscene Nog Bowl Drowns Slurring Twitterati

Lindsay Lohan continued to roll with a classy, sober crowd.

Martha Stewart's Obscene Nog Bowl Drowns Slurring Twitterati

Actor Sara Gilbert's snark is the gift that keeps on giving.

Martha Stewart's Obscene Nog Bowl Drowns Slurring Twitterati

TOO LATE, MEDIA CONSULTANT JEFF JARVIS.

Martha Stewart's Obscene Nog Bowl Drowns Slurring Twitterati

Did Martha Stewart call each housekeeper this morning and instruct them on what fleece to wear? What else does she use her "big bowl" for? What sorrow is she drowning is such a staggering trough of eggnog? The domestic media mogul's holiday tweet raised more questions than it answered.

Martha Stewart's Obscene Nog Bowl Drowns Slurring Twitterati

It's called sugar, AP. Give journo-geek Tom Cheredar a little of it, already.


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