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It was nice out on Monday, but no one told the bankers!
We called Joe Lieberman names. We called Facebook names. (And we explained how to fix the thing they did to us, with the privacy.) We examined Twitter-quitting celebrities. We listed things not to get people. Kelly Ripa said something ribald about Anderson Cooper! Sort of!
Oral Roberts died and went to hell.
Noah Cyrus made us feel bad.
Annoying people have to go hang out and be annoying in other places, now.
Oh, no, Ronn [sic] Torossian inserted himself into the Tiger Woods thing. Ugh.
Meg Whitman has terrible children.
There Will Be Blood won the decade! Hooray for the decade!