Tonight's episode of SNL—hosted by James Franco—featured a recurring sketch about the Vogelchecks, the overly affectionate family. In it, Franco made out with Bill Hader and Will Forte. But Franco is totally not gay, guys. It's called acting!

Before we get to the sketch, though, one thing to ponder: why does Franco always have the misfortune of making out with unattractive and/or middle aged men? Sean Penn, Bill Hader, Will Forte—not exactly Zac Efron (also not gay). At least give him somebody hot! But we digress. Enjoy the sketch.

BONUS! This just happened. Here's Franco (as James Dean) receiving oral sex from Fred Armisen (as Liberace).

This episode isn't gay or anything.