Scientologists: You Can Never Escape Them

A tipster in Texas flirted briefly with Scientology when college-age. Then, sensibly, she ran the hell away. Now people she's never met are sending her creepy hand-written notes trying to get her back into the cult.

The envelope was also hand-written, for the 'we're watching you' personal touch, and contained this note:

Scientologists: You Can Never Escape Them

It also contained a lengthy personality test to try and lure her back in by helping her to "discover the factors about yourself that cause you stress. She responds:

What causes me stress is the fact that nearly 20 years after the fact, I can't seem to get these jagweeds to stop sending me their trash mail.

Here's the survey. Feel free to take it, but beware in case you fall into their trap and join the crusade.