A tipster in Texas flirted briefly with Scientology when college-age. Then, sensibly, she ran the hell away. Now people she's never met are sending her creepy hand-written notes trying to get her back into the cult.
The envelope was also hand-written, for the 'we're watching you' personal touch, and contained this note:
It also contained a lengthy personality test to try and lure her back in by helping her to "discover the factors about yourself that cause you stress. She responds:
What causes me stress is the fact that nearly 20 years after the fact, I can't seem to get these jagweeds to stop sending me their trash mail.