Filmmakers Vow to Eradicate the Last Remaining Difference Between Jersey Shore and Porn

It was only a matter of time before we got Jersey Whores, but now that it's here, our brain is about to explode. What is the result of a parody of a self-parody? Implosion? Destruction? Beauty? We're boggled!

Zero Tolerance entertainment announced it will film a porn parody of our favorite MTV reality show [NSFW, unless you work in a T-shirt shop that sells wares with the slogan, "Tell your tits to stop staring at my eyes"]. Writer/directors Spock Buckton and Brian Bangs will tag team on the project. We haven't seen names this porny since Levi Johnston, Tank Jones, and Rex Butler rolled into town to take a ride on the Playgirl train.

And while the jokes might write themselves—pickles, vibing, smooshing—how can you laugh at something that is itself a parody? Is this the zen koan for the reality TV age? Will the porn video be so meta that you will be able to see the cameramen filming the action? Will there be a Kardashian? Oh shit, I just got a nosebleed.

I think the only thing that can fix my hard-thinking migrane is a new episode of Jersey Shore, which will be on tonight at 10 and which will have a live blog here starting at 9pm. Please join us and help us untangle the mystery.