Morgan Freeman to Finally Bring Some Dignity to CBS Evening News

God—no, sorry, Morgan Freemanwill replace Walter Cronkite as the guy who introduces Katie Couric with his ghost voice on the CBS Evening News. Did you know...

  • ...that Michael Douglas does the intro for the NBC Nightly News?
  • ...and Mike Rowe, from Dirty Jobs, does ABC?
  • ...and Sam Elliott doesn't introduce any nightly newscast? But he should?