Very, very tanned conservative pundit guy Tucker Carlson will launch his "Conservative HuffPo," to be called "Daily Caller," on January 11. Here is the party invite!

Of course, the damn Huffington Post was started as a "Liberal Drudge," back when it started, but a "Conservative Liberal Drudge" will still probably do marginally better than any of the various "Conservative Slates" that have launched.

(Also conservatives, especially DC conservatives, tend to dislike Tucker Carlson—so who the fuck will write for this?)

(Also does the world need another fucking website?)