Bristol Palin has formed BSMP, LLC to provide "lobbying, public relations, and political consulting services." The 19-year-old would-be power broker's first client, revealed by MSNBC's Rachel Maddow, is the pro-abstinence Candie's Foundation. The firm is named for the initials of Bristol Sharon Marie Palin, which makes it distinctly less exciting-sounding than mother Sarah Palin's Pie Spy LLC.
Pie Spy, you may recall, provided "Services for the Elderly and Persons with Disabilities" during Palin's last few months as Alaska Governor. Shadowy, daresay rogue services for the elderly and persons with disabilities, judging from the name. But really it mainly just helped the Palins patriotically shield their income from taxes, like Bristol's new whatever.