Anderson Cooper introduced a new segment on his show tonight called 'What's Next.' And because the Segway is somehow still the ultimate shorthand for 'the future' he introduced the segment twirling around on one of the mobile awkwardness generators.
Did you see how Anderson did a 360? Get it!? His show is called 'Anderson Cooper 360' and he, Anderson Cooper, was doing a 360!
Okkkkkk... are there any airport security breaches going on or anything?