Yesterday we heard various reports of NBC shuffling their Late Night schedule: Leno's cancelled! Conan's out! Fallon's a transexual! Carson Daly's under suicide watch! Anyway, Jay Leno took some time to address these rumors during his monologue last night.
Instead of anything informational or relevant, all we get are some bad jokes. Gems like "I understand Fox is beautiful this time of year" and "What does NBC stand for? Never Believe your Contract" are why people are tuning out at 10pm every night.
[via TV's Top 5!]