Nicolas Cage is reportedly broke. He's also the worst actor of his generation (according to us). The Weekend Update segment on tonight's SNL made fun of the latter with a near-perfect impersonation of the movie star by Andy Samberg.
We tried to reach Cage for comment, but we think his phone may have been disconnected. :( Maybe MacGruber can fix it for him? Or maybe he could pay his taxes/debts and stop being sued by everyone he knows? Whatever works.