Ocean Spray Will Not Hesitate to Destroy You to Protect Its Cranberry Secrets

Haha: Some ad design person put some top secret work he'd done for Ocean Spray on his own personal portfolio website, leading to this comically threatening phone call from an Ocean Spray corporate enforcer. Listen to it at Agency Spy.

[Disclosure: A relative of mine does some work for Ocean Spray, but obviously I cannot reveal the exact nature, OR ELSE.]