Brave Texans Block Hippie Child From Seducing Fellow Kindygarteners Into Kinky Longhair Pervert Things

Observe young Taylor Pugh: a four-year-old rapscallion unwilling to trim his wild mane for the sake of classroom safety. The school board of Mesquite, Texas has voted to ban longhairs like Taylor from pre-K. Taylor Pugh: boy. Hair. Threat. [NYT]