While the audition rounds used to be can't miss TV to gawk at astonishingly bad performances, it's grown tired this season. For the most part, they're staged, but this one was so good that it doesn't even matter.

Without further ado, I give you the song you will be playing for your grandchildren. General Larry Platts masterpiece: Pants on the Ground.

Sure, Larry guy is 60 and the cut-off age for the show is 26. And the producers, judges, and Larry were all in on the joke. None of that mattered, because in any arena, the facts remain the same: This is a song about actin' a fool due to pants being on the ground.