Hearty congratulations are in order, America: we as a nation have plateaued at a healthy 33% adult obesity rate. The fight on fat is won, pretty much! How are we as a nation celebrating?
- We are allowing slightly larger female models to be seen in public! America is finally coming to accept that every woman does not need to be a size 2, as long as she is as beautiful as a model, in all other ways. Pretty person equality!
- Calorie counts? Fuck calorie counts! This is a celebration!
- Why spend a thousand bucks a year joining a gym when you could just spend a thousand bucks a year on creatine, protein shakes, NO-Xplode, and testosterone boosters, and play athletic video games? Same difference. (In all seriousness, NO-Xplode is great. Don't make fun of it.)
[Pic: Paul Anderson, strongest man in history!]