You may recognize Jim Gaffigan from his role on My Boys, Pale Force, or his recent eBay commercials. Whether you do or not, take a listen to this bit in which he glorifies everybody's favorite food— bacon.
This bit originally aired during his Comedy Central special, King Baby. This also happens to be the only stand-up that I've watched (and laughed at) so many times that I can talk along with the whole thing. Enjoy.