Jersey Shore Star Paulie D Appears Partly-Naked on Pretty Gay, NSFW Photosite

Why's Paulie D posing half-naked with his iPhone? If I understand Jersey Shore, it's kind of a given: Why not? But what's DJ Paulie D doing posing half-naked on Guys With iPhones, which is loaded with NSFW gay adverts? Update!

Oh, and also, [NSFW] lots of guys posing either half-naked or showing some dong on their iPhone.

Theories:

1. This is an old picture of Paulie D that was posted to this site.
2. This site was created just to manifest this kind of scandal.
3. There was, uh, a mixup.
4. Maybe some kind of Ad-Sense put the gay ads in place?
5. Paulie D is gay.
6. Paulie D will pose with his iPhone half-naked anywhere not because he chooses to, but because it's a reflex.

Take your pick. Or [NSFW] pic?

Update: Theory Number One it is. Stupid internet. A tipster points out that it's a little over half way down his MySpace page, which, come on, man. It would also appear that Paulie D is the Mathew Brady of iPhone photography, as evidenced by his MySpace page. Good to know he has something to fall back on in case the whole Professional Guido thing doesn't work out? Finally, as a commenter brought up: Do photographs like these suggest anything about the nature of their subjects/photographers sexual orientation? I'm not sure. I'd like to think that 'art' doesn't suggest anything about its participants other than the fact that they're a part of it. That said, someone did put it up on a pretty gay site. Which means someone had to think about putting Paulie D on a pretty gay site. Which means someone out there thinks Paulie D might be gay, or that The Gays might find Paulie D attractive.

So there's that.