Martha Coakley Is the Senator From Boston.com's Dreams

Things cannot stop going wrong for Martha Coakley! Now the Boston Globe accidentally declared her the victor in today's special election hours before the polls closed.

Of course we all remember the famous story of how, in 1948, the Chicago Tribune sent the wrong headline to all the Kindles in America, and about how Harry Truman lost, but he actually had won. This is just like that, except it was on a website for like ten minutes instead of immortalized in one of the most famous photographs of all time.