Twitterati Avert Their Eyes from Ugly Senators

Neither right-wing American pundit Jonah Goldberg nor French-wire-service-reporter Olivier Knox wanted to gaze upon the U.S.'s engorged senators; Jason Pontin saw the sky falling again; and Bow Wow wants his own movie. The Twitterati couldn't bring themselves to face reality.

Twitterati Avert Their Eyes from Ugly Senators



And this was before he saw them in bikinis. Now Jonah Golberg must really love him some Brown kids. (Via Wonkette.)

Twitterati Avert Their Eyes from Ugly Senators

Frenchie wire service reporter Olivier Knox issued a "Look at the fat American senators" ZINGer for the folks back home. Either that or he wants to be the Daily Show's Gallic John Oliver (we'd watch).

Twitterati Avert Their Eyes from Ugly Senators

What singer Bow Wow really wants to do is act. And get some of those Robert Pattinson level groupies.

Twitterati Avert Their Eyes from Ugly Senators

MIT Tech Review's Jason Pontin predicted that the implosion of free content will be the worst disaster since that time Amazon.com went bankrupt.

Twitterati Avert Their Eyes from Ugly Senators

If tech flack Brooke Hammerling's Blackberry is any indication, Silicon Valley was freaking out today.



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