Saturday Night Special: The SAG Awards Sadly Have Nothing to Offer in the C.O.C.K. Dept.

Post #14? I think we can call it a night. After all, tiring day: all of this TOLDJA!™ business and domestic disquiet and fratty pussies and C.O.C.K. all up in everyone's faces. Your open thread, with SAG winners, right here.

Your 2010 Screen Actors Guild Award winners:

Movies:

Cast: "Inglourious Basterds."

Actor in a leading role: Jeff Bridges, "Crazy Heart."

Actress in a leading role: Sandra Bullock, "The Blind Side."

Supporting actor: Christoph Waltz, "Inglorious Basterds"

Supporting actress: Mo'Nique, "Precious: Based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire"

Stunt ensemble: "Star Trek."

Life Achievement: Betty White.

Television:

Drama series cast: "Mad Men."

Actor in a drama series: Michael C. Hall, "Dexter."

Actress in a drama series: Julianna Margulies, "The Good Wife."

Comedy series cast: "Glee."

Actor in a comedy series: Alec Baldwin, "30 Rock."

Actress in a comedy series: Tina Fey, "30 Rock."

Actor in a movie or miniseries: Kevin Bacon, "Taking Chance."

Actress in a movie or miniseries: Drew Barrymore, "Grey Gardens."

Stunt ensemble: "24."

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How 'bout that? Inglorious Basterds gets the big-ups, but this can't be too much of a shocker. In fact, none of these really are. But you know what will be a surprise? Whatever tomorrows Comment Of the Creative Kind ends up being! Don't be afraid to go after it and make it a hard competition. We don't play soft around here, nahmean? Make your comment something the others can suck on. Don't be afraid to get ballsy with this kind of thing.

Phyllis Nefler's Altarcations are coming at you at 2:30 PM, Kelsey Keith is back with another installment of Art, Schooled sometime around 5! Same day, different shit: Tired and wired, we ruin too easy. Good night, folks! Talk here, we'll see you in the morning.