An urgent, belated news bulletin: Lisa Guttilla, a gym teacher arrested Friday for illegally sexing up a 14 year-old girl, taught at the same high school as the famous Hot Sexxxy Lesbian Teachers. James Madison High's amazing current scandal tally:
- Alini Brito and Cindy Mauro, two Romance language teachers, hint hint, were found in a classroom, nekkid, making out and things like that, according to a janitor who had to run tell on them.
- Social studies teacher Allison Musacchio is under investigation for hundreds of sexxxy texts and calls between her and a student.
- A 62 year-old male assistant principal is "accused of sexual harassment," for something.
- Lisa Guttilla, a teacher at JMHS, was coaching volleyball at a different school when she allegedly did "touch, grab, squeeze and kiss the [girl] about the breast and buttock."