Not all of James O'Keefe's hidden camera investigations ended in acclaim or jailtime. Some were just pointless, like his 2008 attempt to get gay married to his friend Ben Wetmore.

See, they went around Massachusetts saying they wanted to get gay married (despite the fact that they were both supposedly straight, with girlfriends) (their girlfriends live in Canada) in order to take advantage of all the various benefits society bestows upon those who enter into that sacred institution, which is a very good argument against gay marriage. Because as we all know, no two people of opposite genders have ever entered into a legal marriage for any purpose other than undying love and an urgent need to procreate.