Wake up, make some coffee, turn on the TV to start your day, and what are you greeted with? A mother's abdominal wound being sliced open while amniotic fluid is being sucked out of her stomach. Enjoy your Cheerios!

Carrie, a first-time mother, gave birth this morning live on The Today Show through cesarian section. Luckily, we were spared the guttural screams of a traditional child birth as Carrie was doped-up to high heaven. The (very) healthy baby, already a badass with the name of Brody Rock Johnson, came in at a scale-tipping 10 lbs. even. No wonder she got the C-section.

[The Today Show]