But you left out the best part- of how a fake marshal with a fake badge bluffed his way past TSA.
Hopefully they at least made him take off his shoes.
So, how many Teabaggers are out there now, thinking "this is a really good idea! Just make sure you deport people who don't know you!"
?WTF? Who would think there is a slew of Hibbards (let alone someone named Cherriebelle) living in the Philippines.