Martha Stewart has to get freaky in the bedroom. She had twins on today's show for no discernable reason other than doubling the craft output on the show. Everything was going swimmingly until she brought up the subject of wife-swapping.

The twins laugh it off an take it in stride, but one must re-affirm his dominance over his other twin by saying his wife is very pleased. Martha, being the sexual deviant that she is, is very intrigued. Calm your loins and focus on those crafts, Martha!