History-making news anchor Katie Couric—beautiful gin dancer, certified anchorbabe—recently did a fashion photoshoot for Harper's Bazaar and she looks faaaabulous. She's got legs for days and arms to rival Michelle Obama's. (Mud wrestling, ladies?) Observe some video stills.

This is coming at something of an awkward time, as Couric's monstrous salary has been called into question in light of the rest of CBS News' financial woes. But fuck it! She's fifty and nifty!

Katie Couric Glamor Shots to Save CBS News

"This just in, the Gun Show is sold out."

Katie Couric Glamor Shots to Save CBS News

Collars pop, Brokaw's underpants drop.

Katie Couric Glamor Shots to Save CBS News

We all make silly faces sometimes.

Katie Couric Glamor Shots to Save CBS News

Forget the Peabody, lady's got Golden Globes.

Katie Couric Glamor Shots to Save CBS News

Like a flamingo!

Katie Couric Glamor Shots to Save CBS News

Good-as-new never looked gooder.

Katie Couric Glamor Shots to Save CBS News

"I'm thinking of a number between one... and sixty-nine."

Katie Couric Glamor Shots to Save CBS News

"Have you seen my legs before? Oh you have? Well you're gonna see 'em again."

Katie Couric Glamor Shots to Save CBS News

How a proper lady stands.

Katie Couric Glamor Shots to Save CBS News

We wish it was a piano, but TVs will do.

Katie Couric Glamor Shots to Save CBS News

Can handle a close-up.

Katie Couric Glamor Shots to Save CBS News

"We saw a rise in the stocks today, and in Brokaw's pants."

Katie Couric Glamor Shots to Save CBS News

Wicked.

Katie Couric Glamor Shots to Save CBS News

"Yep, even the standing room only is sold the fuck out. I'm that good."