Which Makes You a Better Athlete, Magic or Anorexia?

Is magic the answer to our obesity problem? And if so, should we use that powerful magic to lose weight until we just shrivel up into a dessicated husk? And can we still play football? These and other questions, answered!

And an extra word of warning: Apparently some people now think it is "cool" to post a video of themselves on YouTube doing some sort of bastardized stability ball foolishness and call this video "Super Squats ." Do not be fooled; accept no imitations. We do not condone this shit in any way, whatever it is. [Pic via ]