Is magic the answer to our obesity problem? And if so, should we use that powerful magic to lose weight until we just shrivel up into a dessicated husk? And can we still play football? These and other questions, answered!

And an extra word of warning: Apparently some people now think it is "cool" to post a video of themselves on YouTube doing some sort of bastardized stability ball foolishness and call this video "Super Squats ." Do not be fooled; accept no imitations. We do not condone this shit in any way, whatever it is. [Pic via ]